You know, it's just my outward appearance that's liberal. The truth
of the matter is, that I'm a closet Republican. I can't come out and
say it, because I would take heat from my girlfriend, and wouldnt get laid
for a while.

That being said, _please_ vote for GW in 2004! He's the only answer to
America's problems, and is the only one who I feel just giving my vote.

Kerry and Edwards have many places they'd be welcome. China, Cuba, Laos,
North Korea, and Vietnam would _love_ their commie wares, but that's the
last thing we need in the U.S.

Support your country. Support your president. Vote GW on November 2, 2004!







Oh man, that was some powerful weed....